I had to share this with all my friends, because it's just so crazy. There's some weird creature that lives in our closet and every once in a while, my dad lets it out and then they chase us around the house. It's a little scary though because it makes the most horrendous noises! I'm very brave though, so I try to fight with it. . . Maybe if I continue to guard the house so well from this creature, my dad will get rid of it and it will just be me and my sister again!
Keywords: dachshund, evil sucking machine, vacuum

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We hate that infernal machine too..... Luckily it doesn't sneak out of the cupboard as often as Oma would like...... We used to bark at it, but now we run away and hide whenever we see it. I think that this machine is related to the lawn mower,and the sewing machine. We hate them too.
Harry
Oooohh, man I HATE the evil sucking thing! And ours is so much bigger than that one. You were awesome, though, really awesome, and I swear you almost got it turned off! Well, next time, hey? I usually want to run away when I see the sucker comin', but then I just know I have to protect humammy from it, because it seems to have attached itself to her! It's not too long though before she breaks free. Thank God!
Sniffs,
Bratwurst
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